National Weatherman’s Day

Happy birthday to John Jeffries. WHO?? Jeffries took the 1st balloon observation in 1784 and was one of America's first weather observers. You mean no one else observed the weather before that?

I observe it everyday. I am observing that today it's going to be in the mid 40's with some early showers and then cloudy later. Isn't it crazy that just a week ago we had temperatures in the negative numbers and wind chills as low as 30 below. See, I'm observing....I digress.

So today we commemorate his birth with National Weatherman's Day! So if you see a weatherman's shadow, does that mean 6 more weeks of winter? Whoops, wrong holiday.

In honor of the men and women that bring us the weather, here are some pick-up lines that weathermen use.

I'm not the morning DJ.....Heyyy, wait a minute.

I predict a warm breeze...will blow in your ear.

It's gonna be cold today...but with you in my forecast, it will get warmer.

You spelled "forecast" wrong. There should be "U and I" in it.

If any of these works, then you must look like Jim Cantore. Although the line he can use is "Hi, I'm Jim Cantore." Happy NW Day!

[via Holiday Insights]