Laffy Taffy Jokes On ‘National Taffy Day’

It's Monday and you are looking for a way to bring some laughs to your day. One way is to listen to the Hawk Morning Show. Even if we can't bring you the laughs today about some Laff's??? As in Laffy Taffy.

It's National Taffy Day. When I think of Taffy, I think of Laffy Taffy. It's a fun word to stay, try it. Laffy Taffy...Laffy Taffy...Laffy Taffy. I'm not laughing, you are. Do you remember Laffy Taffy?

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When I think of Laffy Taffy, I think about their jokes on their wrappers. So in honor of National Taffy Day, here are some of our favorite Laffy Taffy jokes.

Laffy Taffy Jokes

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was feeling crummy.

Why did the basketball player bring a duck to the game? He wanted to shoot a foul shot. (I may have laughed a little too hard at that one.)

What did the horse say when he tripped? Help, I've fallen and I can't giddy-up. (Okay, I REALLY LAUGHED TOO HARD AT THAT ONE.)

What do you get when you cross a pig with a Christmas Tree? A porcupine. ( Hey I have a new (albeit bad) joke for Christmas.

If you are looking for more Laffy Taffy jokes (and who isn't), go here to satisfy your sweet tooth of silliness.

Hope this helped to bring you some laffs today. Since it is Taffy Day, here is the recipe to turn cooked sugar syrup into that delicious treat we know as taffy.