Binghamton’s ‘Baddest’ Thanksgiving Jokes
'Tis the season for Thanksgiving jokes. You mean, there is such a thing as a Thanksgiving joke? Yes, leave it to me and my crazy staff to find them.
Why didn’t the Pilgrim want to make the bread?
It’s a crummy job
What would you get if you crossed a turkey with a baked fruit dessert?
Why did they let the turkey join the band?
Because he had the drumsticks.
Why did the pilgrim’s pants keep falling off?
The buckle was on his hat!
If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?
What did the little turkey say to the big turkey?
"Peck" on someone your own size!
How did Albert Einstein celebrate Thanksgiving?
He was very thinkful.
What do you get after eating way too much turkey and dressing?
Dessert, of course.
Have a safe and happy Thanksgiving weekend.