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Stone Cold E.T. Sightings At Drive Thru

I love to people watch.  One of the more interesting jobs I had was working at a Johnson City McDonalds in high school.  The people I worked with were wacky but some of the customers were even more off the wall

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Shavers For Everyone This Christmas

I picked up the ads stuffed in my local paper over the weekend and was surprised at how many retailers had shavers on special.  I walked in to KMart and they had a huge display of razors on sale.  So I'm thinking razors must be the hot "give" gift this year

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Binghamton’s ‘Baddest’ Thanksgiving Jokes

'Tis the season for Thanksgiving jokes.  You mean, there is such a thing as a Thanksgiving joke?  Yes, leave it to me and my crazy staff to find them.

Why didn’t the Pilgrim want to make the bread?
It’s a crummy job

What would you get if you crossed a turkey with a baked fruit dessert?
Peach gobbler!

Why did they let the turkey join the band?
Because he had the drumsticks.

Why did the

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‘Bad’ Halloween Jokes

Is there such a thing as a Halloween joke? You bet there is.  In fact, here's the best of the worst 'family-friendly' Halloween jokes...

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