‘Bad’ Halloween Jokes
Is there such a thing as a Halloween joke? You bet there is. In fact, here’s the best of the worst ‘family-friendly’ Halloween jokes…
Why do witches wear name tags? So, they would know “which witch is which!”
What’s a zombie’s favorite cold breakfast cereal? Rice Creepies.
Why did the headless horseman go into business? He wanted to get ahead in life.
What do you call the architectural plan of a haunted house? A boo print.
What is a vampires favourite type of ship? A blood vessel.
Why did the mummy call the doctor? Because her baby was coffin.
Are you ready for the #1 worst Halloween joke?
What do you say to a fishermen say on Halloween? “Trick-or-trout!”
I hope I didn’t provide material for the Hawk Morning Show.
…Would love to hear your bad Halloween joke. Feel free to share one below.