‘Yeti’ Or ‘Bigfoot’ Sightings On The Rise

Bigfoot, Sasquatch or Yeti,  or whatever you call the creature is back and apparently their growing in number.  A group of them have been spotted in Sibera in recent weeks.  One person who spotted them has said," It couldn't be bears because bears walk on all fours, and they ran on two".  The person goes on to say that they shouted  "Do you need help?" and the Yetis just ran away.

Another observer has added ,that they waved at the animals but the Yetis didn't respond and then the animals ran into the forest on two legs.  The unfortunate thing for the observer was that  his binoculars were broken and couldn't see them sharply (darn the luck).  Another Yeti expert claims to have found Yeti hair though no DNA findings have been released.  This expert has added "that not only is there evidence of the Yeti living in thier region but now in the US as well."

Never has so many Yetis been spotted since the Bionic Man and Woman encountered them in the 70's.  Now there's been a sighting in Shelby, North Carolina.  Thomas Byers was driving with a friend when he saw the Yeti (or Bigfoot, as he's known in the US) cross in front of him.  He got out his video camera and as you can see he captured a picture from about 20 feet away.  It's too bad it's out of focus (once again, darn the luck).  I'll let you be the judge but I know it's true.......why........I read it on the internet and as Abe Lincoln has been quoted as saying "If it's on the internet, it must be true."