V-Day Bare Minimum

Hopefully you remembered that tomorrow is Valentine's Day.  I hate it. I don't care anymore. But! If you know it's V-Day tomorrow and you care, you're heading in the right direction.  Now, if you didn't buy her anything, you're gonna be having to half-ass it tomorrow. Here's some tips on not making it obvious that you suck at life.

Here are the results from a survey by Groupon that figured out the bare minimum amount of effort you need to put in to make it look like you tried on Valentine's Day.

1.  If you're a man, spend $179 on gifts and dinner.  If you're a woman, spend $74.

2.  Write at least 4 sentences in the card.

3.  Even if you're planning a night out, make sure to buy some kind of gift, even a small one.  26% of women and 19% of men would be disappointed if they didn't get anything.

4.  And make sure to plan some activity, even if it's just dinner at home.  71% of people say it's more important that you planned something than what it is specifically.

(Via: Daily Mail)