If you’ve got a special lady in your life, but no idea what to gift her for Christmas, let me give you this piece of advice: there is an extremely good chance she doesn’t want that lingerie you’ve been eyeing up.

And, even though she’s been complaining a lot lately about how awful her vacuum is, she doesn’t want a new one for a gift. Think about it, cleaning tools rank right up there on the excitement scale with socks and underwear. Practical gifts are boring.

If you really want to make your lady happy this Christmas, consider gifting her with something that has meaning, something that touches on her emotional buttons. Trust me on this, especially if you’re the big rough and tough type who doesn’t usually show your soft side.

  • This Necklace That Says ‘I Love You’ in 100 Languages

  • This Sign That Says The Words Even When You Don’t

  • A Promise of Adventures to Come

  • A Way to Make Sure She’ll Always Be Able to Hold Your No Matter What

  • A Designer Bag That’s Under $100? Yes, please!

  • Wanna Make Her Cry? This Will Do It