Saturday is Decide To Be Married Day [GLENN REACTS]

Saturday, June 27th is 'Decide To Be Married Day'. Getting married is like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.

Here are my other thoughts:

Man is incomplete until he's married...then he's finished.
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, it means one thing...Either the car or the wife is new.
Marriage is a 3 ring circus...Engagement ring, wedding ring and...suffering.
Before marriage, a man yearns for the women he loves...After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent.
Marriages are made in heaven...But so is thunder and lightning.

In all seriousness thought, don't marry a person that you know that you can live with. Marry someone that you know you can't live without.