Obnoxious Things Parents Do [GLENN REACTS]

Traci is always telling me that I need to start saving now in order to pay for my daughter, Tara’s, future therapy since I'm always embarrassing her. Me, embarrass my daughter? No way!

It looks like I’m not the only parent who does crazy things and that makes me feel a little better. I just read a new survey that ranked the most obnoxious things parents do.

Coming in at number 1 is using a cutesy baby voice, followed by excessive kid-related posts on Facebook. Uh oh, I'm in trouble.

Other parent behaviors that aren't liked include: Putting their kids on the phone. I disagree on certain occasions. If a telemarketer called they would ask to speak to the head of the house. I would put Tara on.

It was really fun when she was 5. Now she carries on an intelligent conversation with them. I'm not sure but I think we bought some siding.

Other things that make the list include: Not disciplining their kids when they’re being bad, blaming their kids for their lack of a social life and criticizing other parents' kids.

Rounding out the list: Matching their outfits to their kid's outfits and constantly talking about how perfect their kids are. I disagree with the last one because my kids are perfect. (How do I type sarcasm on this thing?)

If you ask Tara, the things I do to that may be obnoxious to her are, my disappearing foot trick ("Daddy, you're not magic"), making the traffic light change color ('DADDY, YOU'RE NOT MAGIC"), and always wearing costumes (Tigger and my cheerleading outfit to be exact).

I don't know if my list is obnoxious, but I know Tara has rolled her eyes and face palmed plenty.