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Glenn's favorite Halloween shirt
Glenn's favorite Halloween shirt

Glenn’s Favorite Halloween Jokes [GLENN REACTS]

Halloween is here tomorrow. Do you want to impress your co-workers with some good Halloween jokes? Here's one, in honor of the San Francisco Giants winning the World Series: Why do ghosts go to baseball games? Because they like to boo the umpire. Feel free to use these jokes at your own discretion but they don't get better.

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Top 5 Lamest Jokes for Halloween [LIST]

I don't work with the sharpest crew at my radio station.  None the less, here are the top 5 lamest Halloween jokes overheard at our studios in Downtown Binghamton.  Please feel free to use them at your Halloween celebrations this weekend.

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Tips For a Safe Halloween [GLENN REACTS]

Halloween is Friday and I want you to be healthy, happy and safe.  If you use my "helpful" hints, you can keep it that way!

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Tara and Glenn as Tigger
Tara and Glenn as Tigger

Weird Online Halloween Costumes [GLENN REACTS]

Halloween is this Friday. Time is running out if you want to get your costume online. Costumes can be weird but they can be weirder if you buy them on the internet.  Here's a list of costumes that you can buy online and my thoughts.

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These Are the 10 Dumbest Reasons People Have Used to Call in Sick to Work

Sometimes, honesty is not the best policy. A new poll of 3,100 employees and 2,200 hiring managers has come up with the most absurd reasons people have actually used for calling in sick.

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These Dogs Love Taking Baths [WATCH]

On Monday I showed you hilarious videos of cats and dogs who really hate taking baths. Today, I bring you 66 seconds of adorable dogs who actually love bath time!

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YouTube
YouTube

Shelter Dog vs TV Weatherman [WATCH]

They always tell entertainers to avoid working with pets and children because they steal the show.  I guess you could say that about a shelter dog who wanted all the attention of the weather guy on a Canadian TV station.  I laughed my tail off when I watched this today.

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Glenn,Dawn,Lynn (Mother in Law) and Bud
Glenn,Dawn,Lynn (Mother in Law) and Bud

Mother In Law Day Is Sunday … Hurray? [GLENN REACTS]

Mother in Law Day is Sunday. It’s celebrated(?) on the 4th Sunday of Hawktober. We all should show our appreciation (?, again) for her. Here’s my thoughts (?, yet again) on this “special” day.

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Glenn around 1985
Glenn around 1985

What Was Happening In 1985 [GLENN REACTS]

Tonight is Game 1 one of the World Series between San Francisco and Kansas City. One team is looking for their 3rd title in 5 years (SF) and the other is trying to win for the first time in 29 years (KC). I did the math that's 1985. Here are some things that were (or weren't) happening then.

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YouTube

For the Love of Humanity, Bring the McRib Back to Binghamton

To say that life with Glenn Pitcher is interesting would be an understatement. I spend no less than five hours a day, six days a week with Glenn and if there's one thing I've learned, it's that Glenn is much like a pregnant woman. When the craving strikes, he must have whatever his mouth is salivating over. And if he can't have his craving, the world will suffer through his whining.

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