Numbers Show That Mother’s Day May Be the Day Your Wife Decides to Cheat

Mother's Day is a day set aside to honor Mom's everywhere for the sacrifices made, hard work done and guidance given to raise children. Kids you need to honor Mom. Cards, flowers, do chores, something.

Now, husbands... You need to celebrate the mother of your children as well. It's important. Here's why I say this. The cheating website, Ashley Madison, gets lots of women to sign up. They say they get maybe 2000-3000 women to signup on a Monday.

Here's a scary number you should take notice of. The day after Mother's Day it jumps to over 30,000 new married women!

This means that Mother's Day was the last straw for some of your wives! They actually said to themselves, "I'm fed up with him and it's time to get with someone else who will make me feel important. Even if it's for a short time."

Is it worth it? When you could have done the big three? What's the big three? Get your mind outta the gutter boys, as funny as that was... the big three is the three most annoying and time consuming tasks your wife does on a daily basis.

You should know what they are because you pay attention to her. If not we gotta talk some more, but you could use laundry, dinner and dishes as the big three. Do them for her on Mother's Day, without her assistance. Usually you do them together... right?