The Craigslist Ad for This Nissan Is Epic

The ad written by the owner of this 2002 Nissan Xterra makes me want to go buy a car, just to go trade with him. That is how epic it is.

I cannot put any contact info in this write up but if you want to read the full ad... and you should. You can visit the Craigslist ad directly here. Here's a few of the high points of this awesome ad:

"Beast of machine, will take you anywhere. Chugs gas like a frat-boy chugs Natty Light."

"The frame is firm and sturdy like the bar-stool I spend many a lonely nights on"

"Needs new oil plug, or she'll be runnin' faster that my ex-wife ran to another man. (but seriously she leaks about a quart every 2 weeks)"

"5 speed manual. Because you love your country and you're not a communist."

"Has a brush guard on the front to keep your radiator intact when you finally decide to go postal. and Forest green paint job is great for when the IRS figures out that that $5000 deductible for "work related stress" went to your brand new keggerator."

"6 CD disk changer preloaded with 36 hours of panty-droppers from the 80's."

"Will trade for: non-lead-ink tattoos, any car from the Fast and Furious movies (RIP Paul Walker), any car that Lil Wayne has rapped about, anything that makes ***** pop and heads turn"

"Texts preferred. Spotty service in the hillbilly-ridden countryside that I live in."

Needless to say the whole post is awesome, maybe not safe for work... But, who cares!!