Quotes from the Moms of Famous People
Mother's Day is this Sunday and being a mom isn't easy. Like I've said before, if it were easy then dad's would do it. We've all gotten advice from our mom. Imagine being a famous person's mom before they were famous.
I imagine there advice went something like this:
Paul Revere's Mother: I don't care where you think you have to go. Midnight is past your curfew!
Humpty Dumpty's Mother: Humpty, if I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times. Don't sit on the wall. Did you listen to me? Noooo!
Albert Einstein's Mother: Albert, it's your senior picture. Can't you do anything about your hair? Gel, mousse. How about a hat?
George Washington's Mother: The next time I catch you throwing money across the Potomac, no more allowance for you!
Superman's Mother: Clark, your dad and I have decided to get you your own phone. Now will you quit going into the phone booths all the time?
I'm not famous but my mom gave me a lot of great advice. Pray, read your bible, trust in God. So what piece of advice did I listen too as a kid???
Don't date just one woman. I didn't. Her next piece of advice was: When I said not to date one, I didn't mean to date them all. Well mom, I don't anymore.
I love you, Mom.