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Today is Decide To Be Married Day [GLENN REACTS]

Glenn Reacts

Today (6/27) is “Decide To Be Married Day.”  Getting married is like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want….Then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that. Here are my other thoughts:

5) Man is incomplete until he’s married…..then he’s really finished.

4) When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, it means one thing…..Either the car or the wife is new.

3) Marriage is a 3 ring circus….Engagement ring, wedding ring and……suffering.

2) Before marriage, a man yearns for the women he loves….After marriage, the ‘Y’ becomes silent.

1) Marriages are made in heaven…..But so is thunder and lightning.

In all seriousness: Don’t marry a person that you know that you can live with…Marry someone that you know you can’t live without.

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