Today is Decide To Be Married Day [GLENN REACTS]
Today (6/27) is “Decide To Be Married Day.” Getting married is like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want….Then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that. Here are my other thoughts:
5) Man is incomplete until he’s married…..then he’s really finished.
4) When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, it means one thing…..Either the car or the wife is new.
3) Marriage is a 3 ring circus….Engagement ring, wedding ring and……suffering.
2) Before marriage, a man yearns for the women he loves….After marriage, the ‘Y’ becomes silent.
1) Marriages are made in heaven…..But so is thunder and lightning.
In all seriousness: Don’t marry a person that you know that you can live with…Marry someone that you know you can’t live without.