Let's say you're out driving this week and a zombie walks in front of your car.  Even though you know zombies aren't real, and you know it's Halloween AND YOU KNOW THERE IS NO ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE yet  . . . you may have the urge to run that zombie over for safety's sake.

45-year-old Jeffrey Stiles of Muskegon, Michigan was at a Halloween party on Saturday night dressed as a zombie.  And around 8:30 P.M. he decided to go into the street to scare motorists... even though he's really freaking old and should've known better!

So Jeff walks out into the street... and promptly gets RUN OVER.

The driver kept going, and the police haven't tracked them down.  Jeffrey was taken to the hospital with non-life threatening injuries. Dummy. Uh... I mean Zombie.

 

 

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