Get The SELFIE Toaster To Burn Your Face Into Breakfast

How vain are you? Well if your as vain as John Davison (just kidding) you'll want this Selfie Toaster! Now you can have your guests enjoy every crumb of your narcissism by eating your face! Just send Burnt Impressions a high resolution headshot and the'll make you a toaster that burns your face into every single piece of toast!

It's $75 to have your toaster custom made and add in a week of shipping. You'll be eating your own face in no time, you creeper.