Do you know what I wish? I wish that adults got Easter baskets and I don't think that it's fair that the Easter bunny only hooks kids up with candy on Easter.

Yes, I know that I have money. Boy, do I know. I work so that I have money, how else would I get it? I'm not a kid with a mom and dad who just hand them money but I'm getting off-topic.

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I know that being an adult means that I am free to go buy myself candy any time I want candy but that doesn't change the fact that I think it would be nice to get an Easter basket for Easter.

I asked my friend Traci if she wishes she could get an adult Easter basket too and Traci told me a hilarious story. When she was in her 20s, Traci had this same conversation with friends and one of her friends took what she said literally. Traci got an adult Easter basket alright. Complete with batteries and a Ken doll. Oh, my!

I don't want that kind of an Easter basket (and neither did Traci). I just want a basket filled with treats. If you could get an adult Easter basket, what would you like it to be filled with? This is what I'd like in mine.

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