Company Will Destroy Clouds for Your Wedding Day

Your wedding is tomorrow and Howard Manges just dropped a forecast of cloudy days for the next week. You're bummed, but have $150,000.000 extra in your bank account. What to do...

What to do. Oliver's Travels and request cloud destruction might be able to help!

They will fly over the clouds that threaten your wedding and spray them with silver iodide. This stuff makes the clouds burst into rain the night before and clears the sky for your wedding day. They even guarantee their work. Here's to hoping they offer a discount and that it's legal.