What I Thought Polar Vortex Meant [GLENN REACTS]
I don't know about you, but this year was the first time I heard about the Polar Vortex. I asked Traci if this was a new term. She said "No." Here is what a "Polar Vortex" is. This is what I thought it was:
5) A rock band from Canada
4) Trying to text when your hands are cold, numb, and you can't spell anything correctly.
3) Slang for "Polar VorTexan."
2) Tom Hank's sequel to "Polar Express."
1) A rain coat for white bears.....oh wait, that's Polar Gore-Tex.
As far as I'm concerned, it can Vortex right on out of here. Maybe it could be a new term for "cold shoulder." I'm so upset that I'm Polar Vortexing them....Maybe not.