So coffee is a stimulant and we all seem to not function with out it. I believe this is an epidemic that will begin to show its ugly side soon. But before I go on a rant or something... Here's the top ten professions that attribute to us drinking truckloads of coffee!

#1 Journalists and media people
Yeah that's me and everyone in our building. We write, we do a ton of media and we drink coffee like its needed for survival. Oh Wait... It is.

#2 The Police!
How many shifts? What shift? How long were you chasing bad guys last shift? Yeah, Drink up cawpah... you need it.

#3 Teachers
Those kids are sneaky and they're FAST! Caffeine levels the playing field. Who needs an apple when you have espresso?

#4 Plumbers
Early mornings, late nights, constantly wet and cold or it stinks... Now I need a coffe just thinking about it!

#5 Nurses and Medical
You... Drink all you want as long as my surgeon doesn't have shaky hands... K!?!

#6. Executive
Dunno whether it's crunching numbers or just meetings.

#7. Telemarketers
I did this when I was younger. This is simple. You were out all night doing only God knows what with the rest of your friends that call people at dinner time and your hungover, tired, and stressed because you worked 45 hours this week and still got a $50.00 paycheck. Oh and you just got taken off your comfy customer service/up-sell line and placed on a cold call list that is 95% exhausted. Which means everyone who you are calling has already been called 95 times. They are mad, will never buy anything and already hate the fact that you are alive. Coffee please.

#8. IT workers
Caffeine is really their scene. They love talking about the caffeinated mints they bought or the Bawls agave soda they ordered online to keep them up coding all night. Is that what we call porn now? CODING?? I digress. Did you know they make caffeinated soap?

#9. Retail staff
Gotta stay awake while working at the mall!

#10. Drivers
This one... however low on the list, doesn't surprise me... Have you driven 88 at night? It seems like it almost sings you to sleep!

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