The Switch Witch Gets Your Kid To Give Up The Halloween Candy For A Toy

You've bought the costumes and the decorations. Now you and your child will ransack your neighbors and relatives houses for candy. Peanut cups, and chocolate. Marshmallow and nougat! We are talking 10-20 pounds of fat and high fructose corn syrup!

Now, you REALLY DO NOT want your kid to eat all this crap but... WHAT CAN YOU DO? They walked all over town and asked for it with your permission. You can't just take it away, can you!?!

Well maybe you can, with a little help from the SWITCH WITCH! Here's the whole idea... Your switch witch comes in the middle of the night and swoops up the candy your child has left her. Because she has great gratitude she leaves your kiddo a toy for the candy! The "Switch Witch" barters for her extreme addiction to candy with toys!

-Now, to sell your kids on the Switch Witch, you may need a little backstory.
The Switch Witch lives on the dark side of the moon. And she LOVE candy. Of course, ALL witches love candy, but none as much as her. She LOVES candy SO much that she’s eager to trade AMAZING toys to little boys and girls in exchange for their candy stash. Of course, the boys and girls can keep a LITTLE candy for themselves, but the more they give the Switch Witch, the better their toy will be. She eats the boys and girls’ candy over the course of the year. As just as she runs out, it’s Halloween again – time for another visit from the Switch Witch. - Mama Natural

Now on the other hand parents... You are paying OUT THE NOSE to keep your kids a little bit more healthy here. First, you buy the candy. Then you have to buy a toy to switch out the candy that was replaced by your neighbors during the Trick or Treating process. You can't keep the candy for next year because it will be stale and hard as a rock for the kids whose families do not "Switch Witch". So you are doing what with the candy? Eating it yourself? Fattening your coworkers? Throwing the candy out, wasting money?

My parents just took the candy away and gave me a couple of pieces of it and it was never found again. Which made Trick or Treating just a social hang out with a friend or two. After a year or two I was just made to hand out the candy and forgot all about gathering it up in the neighborhood. I got to sample some of the candy I was handing out. So it was just as good right?

What do you think?