The Secret to Perfect Skin Is…

Martha Christy is an author and beauty expert somewhere in England, and she says the key to wonderful beauty is?

Rubbing your own urine in your face.

Apparently people have been doing it forever, from ancient Egypt to China and India. Your yellow gold is supposedly anti-bacterial, anti-fungal, chock full of vitamins and minerals, and great for treating acne, eczema, psoriasis, and fungus. Remember when you heard of that weird treatment for athletes foot? "While in the shower, pee on your feet?" I digress...

The good news is, you don't have to pee directly into your face, which is great because... what if you pee in your own eye? Anyway, some women have been mixing their pee in with their moisturizer. It may smell funny, but you'll love that baby soft skin. However, I remember my buddy telling me that baseball player, Moisés Alou would pee on his hands in the shower to "toughen them up."  Does this mean he was wrong, or are you actually toughening and tightening your face with Pee Pee Therapy?

If you're good with spreading pee on your face, you should consider drinking it by the way! Martha says that can significantly improve your overall healthiness.

DISCLAIMER: This will not improve your overall smelliness.