The Name of the Comet That Philae Landed on [GLENN REACTS]

As you know by now the Philae comet lander reached the surface of a comet last Thursday. It was able to collect some data before going silent on Saturday. The name of the comet is 67P/Churyumov-Gerasimenko.

I know for a fact that I'll never be able to remember, let alone pronounce that, so here are my suggestions.

5) The Kardashian Derriere - It gets around and everyone has seen it!

4) CometandCupidandDonnerandBlitzen - Ho Ho Ho

3) NO Comet - This one is for all the celebrities who would like a little privacy.

2) Comet-Comet-Comet-Comet-Comet-Chameleon -  If you're under 30, ask your parents. They might not want to admit it but they know the reference.

1) America's Favorite Cleanser - Housewives everywhere are laughing their derriere off.

If we were going to name the lander, it would have to be the Hasslehoff! Why? Because when it hit the comet it bounced a couple of times, then turned sideways, in the shadows.