The Five Funniest Things Mall Santas Have Heard From a Kid

Kids are remarkably honest with mall Santas. Because kids are notoriously brutally honest. We found a list online where mall Santas are sharing the funniest things they've heard from kids. Here are the five best:

1. "I asked what she wants for Christmas. She said 'I wanna pee!' The parents insisted that the kid choose something and I sit there awkwardly, she's crying, they're insisting, and then my lap gets warm."

2. "She was probably like six. She was telling me adventures about fighting battles to save a prince stuck in a castle, her race with Usain Bolt, how he beat her by a hair and how she out swam Michael Phelps to avoid being eaten by Jaws. Then she told me she wanted a big glass of milk."

3. "He said, and I quote, 'I want that weel mawiwanna n' not that fake S***.' He was five."

4. "He wanted a Shamwow. He was four years old." I mean, the kid can't do this all day!

5. "A young boy, probably eight, said he wanted the panties of the cute girl next door. I didn't really know how to respond."

Source: Reddit