It's Halloween. Do you want to impress your co-workers with some good Halloween jokes? In honor of Game 6 of the World Series between Houston and Los Angeles: Why do ghosts go to baseball games? Because they like to boo the umpire.

Feel free to use these jokes at your own discretion but they don't get better:

How do mummies hide? They wear masking tape. What's a mummies favorite music? (W)rap. Why was the mummy so tense? He was all wound up.

What do you get when you cross a were-wolf with a drip-dry suit? A wash and werewolf. Who are the werewolves cousins? whatwolves and the whenwolves.

What kind of ghosts haunts a hen house? A poultry-geist. What happens when a ghost gets lost in a fog? He's mist.

Whenever we ask for Halloween jokes this is the #1 joke called in...and we have never told it on the air. Why can't boy ghosts have babies? They have Hollow-weenies.