It’s Christmas Tree Week [GLENN REACTS]

The first full week in December is known as "Christmas Tree Week."  In honor of this special occasion, it's time to point out the differences between a Christmas tree and a date....at least the differences that I can mention here.

4) You don't need a clever line to pick up a Christmas tree.

3) You don't have to wait an hour while your Christmas tree finishes getting ready for the Christmas party.

2) Your Christmas tree never orders the most expensive thing on the menu. All it wants is water.

1) It doesn't matter what a Christmas tree wears, they always look fat in it. Wear what you want!

Yes, I know, I normally have 5 thoughts on my 'Glenn Reacts' topics, but all the other ones weren't appropriate.

Happy Christmas Tree Week to all!