Have You Ever Done Anything Incredibly AWESOME While Drunk?
Your inhibitions are at a low, your way too flirty with the bikerguy at the pool table and you just got done twerking next to the internet juke box.
You. Are. Drunk.
Now is the time where you end up making bad decisions because you don't give two cares in the world right now! You may call the ex, you might dance in your underwear in the street... My question is, have you ever done anything completely awesome while completely drunk? I bought a guy food once. nothing epic, he was just hungry. Now, some Reddit users are way more awesome than I am when I’ve had a few too many Jack's!
They shared some pretty cool stories about things they did while two sheets to the wind that sober them was later on very proud and in awe of. Check it out:
Dainty Flower, Gave a career to someone on a silver platter!
Drunk me decided to send a private message via Linkedin to one of my contacts about a job sober me was very interested in. However sober me felt we weren’t totally qualified or ready for it. Sober me took no actions. Drunk me felt totally qualified, and my confident drunk message got me the interview which later translated into an offer.
Rewardiflost, got married because of the booze...
Most times, alcohol-influenced me was a lot more bold with women I really liked. If I hadn’t done that kind of stuff, I may never have married. I have no problem following up with promises, but sober me thinks too much — speaking my feelings, politely waiting for reciprocation/consent, finding the line between respect and assertiveness.. my drunk self seems to do better.
Even while plastered, TherealGrinBast still knew he was going to end up a horrible father if he didn't get it together.So while drunk he scheduled a Yahoo reminder for 3 years later...
Several years ago drunk me set up a Yahoo reminder to send a message to myself exactly three years later. It read, “Your little boy is seven years old now. I sincerely hope you have you are living a sober life, because he’s old enough to understand now what a pathetic drunk you are.” When I received that reminder, which I had no memory of setting up, I was still a pathetic drunk. But that message was so scary and made me so disappointed in myself as a father and a human that poured out the glass I was holding and haven’t had one since. Even the idea of drinking generates so much anxiety I stay the hell away from it. Thank you, drunk me, for at least having the foresight to help me quit.
Cheerfulhope finds her self grooming on point no matter what!
For a really long time, no matter how drunk I was, I could always count on myself to take my makeup off, get into my pajamas, floss, and brush my teeth. Drunk me used to be really responsible.
Now there's user Garethom, who gave a hotel room the rockstar treatment of full destruction. Then he and his friends then cleaned it all up while drunk.
We booked out a hotel room and got trashed before going out. Think 6 guys chugging on a tonne of beer and eating snacks for about 5 hours. There was a lot of stuff strewn around the room, topped off by a few smashed bottles in the bathroom, because my friend thought the bath was full of cold water, but it was actually empty.
I ended up coming back before everybody else and fell asleep. When I woke up in the morning, the room was spotless. My friend who was sharing the room with me told me he came home to find all the empty cans crushed and bagged up, with all the snack rubbish in the bin. I’d even gone into the bathroom and picked up every shard of glass, and made sure I’d washed the small shards out of the bathtub with the shower. I’d even cleaned the surfaces.
The maid service would’ve had literally nothing to do other than make the beds. Meant that when we woke up the next morning, feeling worse for wear, we had absolutely nothing to tidy. When we went to our friends’ room, which we hadn’t spent any time in, they’d absolutely trashed it in between getting home and falling asleep. I don’t think my friend had ever loved me more than he did that morning.
Jvpewster instead of driving after dousing his liver with feelgood potion, walked to work for some shut eye.
Back when I first started working I got a bit overzealous at a happy hour. Co-worker and I realized around the usual leaving time it wasn’t going to be a good idea. So instead we ordered another round, stayed for a few more over that, stumbled back to the office, rather than driving home, around midnight and slept in the reception. Woke up and got some work done Saturday morning.
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