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Artichoke
Globe News, YouTube

Holiday Artichoke Segment Is a Hilarious Stomach-Turning Disaster

Here's something that may make you lose your appetite.

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Category: Humor, News, TV & Movies
Birdsall
Birdsall

I’m On The Naughty List Because…

It's been all over social media today, "I'm on the naughty list because___" Interactive game. its kind of fun because you just tap the middle predictive button until you get a completed sentence...

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Jim Meskimen
Vanity Fair, YouTube

Impressionist Perfectly Reads ‘The Night Before Christmas’ in 27 Celebrity Voices

Enjoy as some of Hollywood's elite shares a holiday classic.

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Category: Humor
Glenn's cell phone
Glenn's cell phone

Your Cell Phone Is Dirtier Than A Public Toilet

I was having trouble getting texts on my cell phone. Speaking of cell phone. A study says that your cell phone is 18 times dirtier than the public toilet. Here is what I think of that.

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Tipping Etiquette for Christmas

It's Christmas time. Time to give to those who help us out all year long. What do we tip them? Here's what the experts say to tip and my thoughts. Also find out what kind of lights Noah used on the Ark.

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nandyphotos
nandyphotos

Ways To Relieve Stress Over the Holidays…Or Any Time

This time of year is supposed to be about love and joy. Let's face it, it's also stressful. Here are some ways to release stress now or anytime.

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Glenn Pitcher
Glenn Pitcher

What Your Christmas Tree and Ornaments Mean

This year, we've been asked to bring an ornament from home to put on the Hawk Christmas tree. The ornament I bring in says a lot about me. Here's what it means. What one should I bring in?

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Glenn
Glenn

What is Your ‘Elf’ Trying to Tell You

The Elf on the Shelf can't talk. What if they could? What would they say? Here's what I think. What do they call it when an Elf on the Shelf takes a picture of herself? Find out here.

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Traci Taylor
Traci Taylor

It’s Christmas Tree Week

The first full week of December is "Christmas Tree" week. In honor of the occasion, we give you the differences between a Christmas tree and a date...at least the ones when can mention here.

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Hot mulled wine and gift box
ThinkStock

Best Booze Gifts

Some may prefer their gifts in a bottle and we rounded up the best ideas to please that social drinker you know.

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ThinkStock
ThinkStock

Secrets Of The Mall Santa

If you've been to the mall then you've seen the 'mall Santa.' Here are some things that you might not know about them.

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iStock
iStock

On Line Shopping Lesson Learned

What I learned from shopping on line and what you should know.

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Thanksgiving Dinner
iStock

Meet the 9 Zany People Who Show Up at Thanksgiving Dinner

Thanksgiving is a time to be thankful, right? Well, maybe it’s best to be thankful you don’t eat more meals with the people who’ll be seated around the table with you, gobbling on turkey.

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Category: Humor
iStock
iStock

Different Ways to Cook Turkey

There are a lot of different ways to cook a turkey. I wouldn't recommend any of these...but it might get you out of ever making a turkey again.

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