Basketball Madness Pick-up Lines [GLENN REACTS]

The madness is here. We have the Million Dollar Bracket Challenge that everyone can participate in. Emily and I are making a friendly wager. It's a wager where there is no real winner.

Basketball has it's pick-up games and now the madness has it's pick-up lines. Here ya go.

5) Hey, let's be like Manhattan and go home early. Manhattan lost to a team with a losing record, Hampton was 16-17 going into the tournament.

4) I wish I was Dayton you. That's where some of the play-in....I mean, first round games are played.

3) On a scale of 1 to ten, you're a Sweet Sixteen. I think I'm gonna be sick.

2) You remind me of the Kentucky Wildcats. Absolutely perfect. This might work on Ashley Judd.

1) If there was a bracket for beautiful women, you'd be the number one seed. Ugh.

If you try these, you may be sadder then a BYU fan. If you don't know, BYU was ahead by 17 at halftime and lost 94-90 to Ole Miss.

So you've seen what my picks are and what Emily will have to do if (when) she loses. Go here to see her picks and what I'll have to do if the miracle happens.

Once again, don't forget the Million Dollar Bracket Challenge. You could win a million or 10,000 dollars and it's free to play. You have until noon on Thursday to enter.