5 Ways to Know You’re Addicted to Coffee [GLENN REACTS]

So, Traci and I were talking about coffee. I took my coffee cup home and forgot to bring it back. It's the first time in 5 years that I've used a different coffee cup. I asked Traci for a moment of silence before I used a new one. This lead to a conversation about "how you know you're addicted to coffee." Here are my top 5.

5) Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.

4) Your favorite song is......"The best part of waking up is Folgers in your cup."

3) You've done 5 miles on the treadmill before you find out it's not turned on.

2) You name your dog "Cream" and your cat "Sugar."

1) Your name is Glenn (or Traci) but people call you "Buzz."

I hope you don't get steamed if these apply to you.  By the way, I can't wait to bring my coffee cup back tomorrow because my chi is talking to me.