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5 Signs It’s Cold Outside [GLENN REACTS]

Glenn Reacts

In the word’s of Dean Martin and Martina McBride “Baby, It’s Cold Outside.” It’s sad when you go outside and say “It’s not as cold as I thought it was going to be……It’s 1 above.” Here are the top 5 way’s you know it’s cold outside.

5) The sign at the store says “Ice Cold Beer…..and ice cold ketchup, potato chips and ice cold cigarettes.

4) You go to the ice machine and there’s a sign that says “Your kidding….right.”

3) You blow bubbles and it turns to glass. Try it sometime, it looks really neat.

2) My wife’s teeth were chattering…..and they were still in the glass.

1) Your heating bill is larger than your mortgage payment….I really, really wish I was kidding about that.

Do what you can to keep warm today. I try to think warm thoughts and think golf. Speaking of golf. Have you heard the new term for “bad lie?” It’s called an Obama.

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