Charles Manson got a license to marry a 26-year-old woman who visits him regularly.  So before Charlie ties the knot, Here's some adivce from Rich...

If she asks what turns you on, don't tell her the truth.

When she introduces you to her friends, return the favor by introducing her to the voices in your head.

Never go to bed angry with each other, even if it means one of you must die.

Fight the urge to put the phrase "kill all the pigs" in your wedding vows.

Refrain from tattooing swastika's on her forehead. She'll be angry when she loses her job.

 

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