Today (6/27) is "Decide To Be Married Day."  I'll let you ladies in on a little secret. We love you and most likely we are happy to be with you for better or for worse but when we are with other men, we like to pretend that we are in charge (we're not).

So we act tough around our guy friends and say this about marriage:

Getting married is like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want....Then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.

Man is incomplete until he's married.....then he's really finished.

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, it means one thing.....Either the car or the wife is new.

Marriage is a 3 ring circus....Engagement ring, wedding ring and......suffering.

Before marriage, a man yearns for the women he loves....After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent.

Marriages are made in heaven.....But so is thunder and lightning.

Here's something that's a little sad: When a newly married man looks happy we know why but when a ten year married man looks happy...we wonder why.

In all seriousness: Don't marry a person that you know that you can live with...Marry someone that you know you can't live without.


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