The Much-Needed Mother’s Day Gift This Year
Mother's Day is Sunday and it's definitely going to be different this year because of the coronavirus pandemic. One thing that Mom DOES NOT WANT is coronavirus type presents.
Some Mothers say they wouldn't mind a pretty face mask or a big container of hand sanitizer but two-thirds don't think it's a great idea. I know what they need...Humor. Actually we all can use some laughs...alright, giggles...okay, how about a smirk?
Here's advice from mom to their famous son...before they were famous:
The first one is in honor of all the seniors that won't be able to have their graduation in the "normal" way. I feel bad that you won't get to experience it like the rest of us did.
This is what Albert Einstein's Mother said to him: Albert, it's your senior picture. Please do something with your hair. Put some gel in it or put on a hat.
Humpty Dumpty's Mother: Humpty, if I've told you once, I've told you a hundred times. Don't sit on that wall. Do you listen? Nooooo!
Paul Revere's Mother: I don't care where you think you have to go tonight. I want you home by midnight.
I'm not famous but my Mom, Donna advice gave me a lot of great advice which included: Pray, read your Bible, and trust in God. What piece of advice did I actually listen to? Don't date just one woman.
She later had to add to it and include: When I said not to date one, I didn't mean to date them all. That would be funny if it wasn't true at the time. At least, we can laugh about it now.
I hope that brought you a couple of chuckles because many of us are missing our moms in different ways. Finally, I want to point out that being a mom isn't easy. If it was then dads would do it.
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