Today is Halloween and you want to impress your co-workers with some good Halloween jokes? I'll start with this one in honor of the Washington Nationals on winning the World Series title. Why do ghosts go to baseball games? Because they like to boo the umpire.

Feel free to use these jokes at your own discretion but they don't get better:

How do mummies hide? They wear masking tape. What's a mummy's favorite music? (W)rap. Why was the mummy so tense? He was all wound up.

What do you get when you cross a were-wolf with a drip-dry suit? A wash and werewolf. Who are the werewolves' cousins? whatwolves and the whenwolves.

What kind of ghosts haunts a hen house? A poultry-geist. What happens when a ghost gets lost in a fog? He's mist.

Whenever we ask for Halloween jokes this is the #1 joke called in...and we have never told it on the air. Why can't boy ghosts have babies? They have Hollow-weenies.

Finally on a more serious note: Be safe and be seen, when you go out trick or treating tonight. Don't assume that drivers can see you and if you are driving, be on the lookout for the kids because they may not be looking for you.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN and enjoy the jokes!



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