What Your Halloween Costume Says About You

So the folks from Glamour have come up with a list of what his Halloween costume says about him. Tarzan, Gladiator or anything shirtless: He either has a sense of humor or he wants to show off all the time spent in the gym. If I tried to pull this off, the only humor would be me thinking that I could look good and the ladies laughing.

Cowboy: Unless he goes all out  (you know chaps, horse on a stick), they say it means that he didn't know til the last minute and grabbed a hat and plaid shirt with jeans. Or he wants to be Rich Birdsall for Halloween, and who doesn't.  You can go to Glamour.com to find out more about that.

The question I really want to know is.  If you put a chicken suit on your son and he HATES it what does it mean.  That's what happened to my cousin Tims co-worker.  He put on the chicken suit and absolutely hated it.  This is so precious and it made me chuckle.  So what I'm looking for is a caption to this picture.  Let's have fun and could even get you a prize. I'll start: " I said I wanted to be Big Bird, not Chicken Little."