Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Drew Weisholtz
Hilarious ‘Thoughts and Prayers’ App Isn’t Real (But Probably Should Be)
"Thoughts and prayers" has become as much a part of the lexicon as "trigger warning," "LOL" and "selfie."
‘Pets That Hate Donald Trump’ Are Obviously Just Feisty Demo-Cats
Donald Trump is so polarizing even animals despise him.
And the Most Disliked Player in the NFL Is…
People may love the NFL, but they sure don't love everyone who plays in it.
These Cats Are About to Get the Scariest Scare of Their 9 Lives
Leave it to a dog to keep a cat on its toes.
Do You Believe in the Five-Second Rule? [POLL]
The five-second rule is the do-over of the culinary world.
These True ‘Seinfeld’ Reasons for Dumping Someone Will Make You Want to Stay Single Forever
Breaking up is hard to do. The famous song says so. But, sometimes, breaking up is ridiculous to do.
Locked-In #PhelpsFace Is Michael Phelps’ Ultimate Legacy
Michael Phelps has won more Olympic medals than any athlete in history, so you'd think maybe he'd smile.
Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton Sodas Are Here to Quench Your Sugary Thirst
You may find these drinks easier to stomach than these candidates.
This Is the Healthiest, Smartest Way to Blow Out Candles on a Birthday Cake
You've probably never thought about it, but blowing out candles on a birthday cake is a germfest. One man wants to put an end to that.
Hop Into a Time Machine With This Hilarious How to Be a 1990s Model Video
Grab your flannel shirts, tie a sweater around your jeans with one pant leg rolled up and put that cap on backwards -- it's time be a '90s model.
Convenience Store Manager Beats Snot Out of Robber With Fire Extinguisher
Sure, being a convenience store clerk at a gas station doesn't have the sex appeal of, say, a toll booth operator, but that doesn't mean you can't have some days where you feel like an action star.
Watch Military Dad Surprise Son With Down Syndrome and Try Not to Cry
Getting through this without your eyes welling up is virtually impossible.
Kobe Bryant’s Hilarious Sweat Prank on ‘Ellen’ Is Already a Classic
Now that Kobe Bryant is retired, he's got to find a new career. He may want to give comedy a try.
Man Who Voiced Lucky Charms’ ‘They’re Magically Delicious’ Has Died
The man who made "They're magically delicious!" one of advertising's catchiest phrases has died.