Oneonta, New York Council Agrees On Joggers Slowing Down
Local council imposes 6 mph speed limit on joggers in Oneonta parks to safeguard squirrel mating season. Learn more about the new regulations!
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Oneonta, New York Man Becomes Unexpected Shipping Expert Overnight
Man from Oneonta shocks with sudden expertise in maritime logistics and theories involving Taylor Swift and the Clintons.
Say It Isn’t So! National Sauce Shortage Hits Chick-fil-A
First, it was a shortage of ketchup packets and now it's Chick-fil-A sauce. Things have officially gotten out of control!