Naked Haunted House In Pennsylvania
There's a haunted house in Pennsylvania that's figured out the one thing that scares us more than all the crazed clowns, spiders, zombies, skeletons, and chainsaw-wielding maniacs.
What you're really afraid of is . . . how you look BUCK NAKED.
It's an event called Shocktoberfest in Sinking Spring, Pennsylvania, where they are daring people to walk through one of their haunted houses completely nude.
It's called The Naked and Scared Challenge. The haunted house still has the usual array of people jumping out to scare you . . . only now you're facing them without any clothes on.
The people behind the haunted house say you don't have to worry about a bunch of people staring at you naked . . . since it's completely dark in the haunted house and only people who are allowed in there with you are also naked as a jay bird. So you're running though the house with a bunch of other naked people you don't know in the dark... kinky.
The haunted house will open in a week. Nude tours will be after the park closes at midnight, but if you think nude is not the right option for you, they will let you walk through with your underwear on for the "prude" option earlier in the night. A fully clothed option is always available during normal business hours as well... STIFF security will be enabled so there won't be any funny business during the nude tour. No problem.