Recently WebMD did a story about why men die before women. They also tell about a book that can shorten the gap.  Here is their reasons. Here are mine.

5) If I mention how nice she looks...it's harassment.  If I say nothing...it's male indifference.

4) If I buy her flowers...I did something wrong.  If I don't....I'm not thoughtful.

3) If I cry...I'm a wimp.  If I don't...I'm insensitive.

2) If I ask her to do something she doesn't want to....it's unfair.  If she asks me....it's a favor.

1) If I want too much lovin'....I'm a maniac. If I don't...there must be someone else.

My conclusion: Men die first.....because they want to.