Why Men Die Before Women [GLENN REACTS]
Recently WebMD did a story about why men die before women. They also tell about a book that can shorten the gap. Here is their reasons. Here are mine.
5) If I mention how nice she looks...it's harassment. If I say nothing...it's male indifference.
4) If I buy her flowers...I did something wrong. If I don't....I'm not thoughtful.
3) If I cry...I'm a wimp. If I don't...I'm insensitive.
2) If I ask her to do something she doesn't want to....it's unfair. If she asks me....it's a favor.
1) If I want too much lovin'....I'm a maniac. If I don't...there must be someone else.
My conclusion: Men die first.....because they want to.