Halloween is this Friday. Time is running out if you want to get your costume online. Costumes can be weird but they can be weirder if you buy them on the internet.  Here's a list of costumes that you can buy online and my thoughts.

4) Pregnant male fairy: It's a green Tinkerbell costume...with a fake pregnant belly. Here's the catch...it's intended for MEN only. Here's why you'd wear it. 1)You want to have a sympathy pregnancy with your wife. 2) You want to get out of Trick or Treating with the kids. The wife sees that costume and then says "Stay home, I'll take the kids....true mission accomplished.

3) Attractive Skunk: Can a woman put on any animal ears and make it an attractive costume? It comes with a  dress, ears and a tail. Why would a man wear it? He can blame any smell on the costume (instead of the dog.)

2) Gorilla costume with a "Dime on Ring": You buy the gorilla suit online and then find a gumball machine that gives out rings...that will cost you a quarter. Then tape a dime on it...that's 10 cents and you have a "Dime on Ring."  The monetary price may be only 35 cents but it'll end up costing you a lot more if you try and give it to your fiance...You've been warned.

1) Tigger: This isn't weird, it gives me a chance to show a picture of a very young Tara and me in the costume. I once got one of my co-hosts to wear Tigger for Groundhog Day and sent her to see her shadow...She's not here anymore.

Hey Traci, I have this "great" idea for Groundhog day next year.


 

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