Okay guys, the weekend is here and your luck on keeping a lady around for very long hasn't been going well....Maybe you're doing it wrong. Let me help with this edition of: Guys, unless you want to be thought of as a loser, pig or putz never ever do this.

5) Underline passages in a book she has loaned you....especially the "adult" passages.

4) Hang anything from your rearview mirror.....unless it's one of those cool hula dancers.....okay, maybe not.

3) Wear white socks, except at the gym....Unless you're wearing sandals, in that case you shouldn't even leave the house (Take my word for that one, the kids still mock me).

2) Ask her if the dog is "an actual breed." Although when someone asks me what kind of dog we have, I say "It's a lassie breed."  The family has informed me that's it's not a lassie breed either.

1) Yell anything bad at the kid's soccer coach. This is my first year as an assistant coach for Tara's soccer team. I'm proud to say that I haven't heard a parent yell anything disparaging to the coach or the kids. Tara asked me why I don't say much. I told her it's my quiet leadership.....That and our head coach is really good, so what am I going to add?

As always this advice is worth what you paid for it.....Absolutely nothing. However,  I think this is sound advice whether it's to impress the ladies or your family.

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