This one is for the single guys.  You're planning on going to the World's Largest Singles Party tomorrow (1/24). You want to look good for the ladies but not sure what to do.  We can't ask them....that would make too much sense. Men's Health has come to the rescue with "ways to make yourself irresistible to women." Here's some of them.

5) Become a regular at someplace plush. Go with friends and tip well. This way the staff will know you, which could lead to introductions to others.  It will also impress a date when you finally take one there.

4) Renovate a room. You may not know much about interior decorating but you know who does....the ladies. You'll be surrounded by single women. The best way to break the ice is to ask their opinion and your good to go.

3) Browse organic markets. Healthy, single women apparently love men who hate pesticides.

2) Donate your time or money. It'll add time to your social calendar and can increase your chances to meet a professional dancer. Also, the ladies love guys who are concerned about their fellow man.

1) Read Gabriel Marquez novels in public. You may be saying, "I have no idea who this is." It doesn't matter, the important thing is if the ladies think you understand Marquez then they think you are "talented."

I realize that you won't be able to do all of these before the Party on Friday but it's a start. Good luck to all at the World's Largest Singles Party at the DoubleTree Hotel on Friday.