Washington Football Is As Bad As It's Politic's

It's been another LONG year as a Redskin fan. It all began week 1 when 2 Redskin players ran into each other. Then yesterday they turned a touchdown, with no time remaining in the half, into a fumble and 2 unsportsmanlike conduct penalties, 30 yards total. Who does that?? Oh that's right, Washington does. You know it's bad when you would rather talk about politics then football in Washington so here's my thoughts.

1) Watching Washington play is a lot like a possum. They play dead at home and get killed on the road.

2) I couldn’t find the Washington Redskins on the internet. That's because they can’t string 3 “W's” together.

3) They had to re-sod Fed-Ex Field (Redskin stadium) because of sloppy conditions. It’s really sad when you can’t even get your own grass to root for you.

4) It’s said that 1/4 of football fans pray to God to help their teams. Washington fans pray to God to have MERCY on the Redskins.

5) Now some groups want to drop the word “Washington” from their name because it’s embarrassing. It's sad when you would rather talk about their last name then about their play.

Who would have thought that football in Washington could be worse than it's politics? I didn't think that was possible!