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Valentine Insurance Guarantees You’ll Get a Gift on Valentine’s Day

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Afraid your significant other will drop the ball this Valentine’s Day? Tired of being the only girl in the office without a gorgeous bouquet of flowers on her desk? There’s insurance for that.

I know this sounds completely whack and well…it kind of is, but whether you’re afraid of being forgotten on Valentine’s Day or if you’re embarrassed not to have a love in your life, you might consider picking up some Valentine Insurance.

For around $5, you’ll get a box with chocolates and a love letter from an imaginary man or woman on Valentine’s Day. That way, if no real person sends you anything, at least you got a gift and a love letter.

I don’t know if this will really work because this insurance is sold out of Japan and unless you can read Japanese or know someone who can, ordering might be tough, but if you want to give this a try, more power to you!

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