Unwritten Rules in Life [GLENN REACTS]

Life is interesting and can be fun. There are only a few unwritten rules in life. My question is "Why can't they be followed?"  I thought it was common sense but apparently not. Let me see if I can help. Here ya go.

5) If you finish the coffee at work......make more.

4) If a car stops for you to cross the street.....hustle a little.

3) Don't ask people how much they paid for things...It's uncomfortable and it's a boring conversation anyway.

2) If someone looks bad in a photo, don't tag them on Facebook....unless it's an ex.

1) Never ask a pregnant woman when she's due or touch her belly without asking....NEVER, EVER, EVER SAY, "You're huge."  Even if you are a Fuccillo fan.

Here's a bonus one that my wife has finally learned. If you're not passing someone, GET OUT OF THE LEFT LANE. We used to say to her when someone was driving in the left lane, "Hey, there's one of your relatives." I thought it was funny.