I don't work with the sharpest crew at my radio station.  None the less, here are the top 5 lamest Halloween jokes overheard at our studios in Downtown Binghamton.  Please feel free to use them at your Halloween celebrations this weekend.

Q. Why did the ghost go into the bar? A. For the Boos.

Q. What is a Mummy's favorite type of music? A. Wrap!

Q: Know why mummies never reveal their true age? A: 'Cause they like to keep it under wraps.

Q: What kind of street does a ghost like best? A: A dead end.

Q: What is a ghost's favorite dessert? A: Boo-berry pie with ice scream!

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