3 Things I Do in Public That Make Me Look Crazy

I get stared at often, but I do these things because I hate being sick. I have to keep up with my schedule and if I don't I get stressed and weird. Here are a few things that make me look eccentric, but you should give a whirl:

1.  I hold my breath for as long as I can when someone sneezes. Especially if they're sick.  Because right after they blow snot everywhere, there are droplets of whatever plague they picked up floating everywhere. Hold your breath until you visualize the the droplets fall to the floor.

2.  Sanitizing my hands after I pump gas.  Gas pumps are the most disgusting things on earth. Everyone has to touch them, from the dude who took a leak and didn't wash his mitts to the woman who wipes the snot from her nose and pumps the petro. Just keep sanitizer in your pocket for pete's sake!

3.  I use a paper towel to open a restroom door.  Or when you have to touch pretty much anything in a public bathroom. The other patrons look at me like I'm nuts, but I don't care. Here's what I do - wash my mitts and then when I'm done use a paper towel to turn off the faucet and to pull the door open.

Source: Yahoo