There's a school district accountant in Rialto, California who managed to EMBEZZLE millions of dollars . . . by shoving it in her... BRA.  Not all at once, of course.  That would take one big  bra!

Apparently, 48-year-old Judith Oakes has spent the past seven years carefully stealing the money she was supposed to be counting.  She would get the school lunch money every day and count it up.

But she was very slowly skimming cash off the top by jamming it in her bra.  Officials believe she stole as much as $3 million.

Now, I don't know if you stopped to do a little math but, (Mrs. Balles would be proud of me right now) to steal $3 mil in seven years, it would require you to stuff your bra with $2381.00 every school day. Calculating the total number on 180 school days a year!  So she had to have gone up a couple of bra sizes daily.

Judith's salary with the Rialto Unified School District was about $60,000.00 per year Which essentially means together with the salary and the theft she was at 488,580.00 a year!

She was only caught stealing the money after she was caught on the schools surveillance camera.  Judith has been arrested but official charges have not been filed. Yet...